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August 15, 2000

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While at Myrtle Beach, South Carolina, I went swimming in the ocean for
a little while. The waves were a little rough for a bit and I ended up
getting tossed around quite violently. I landed and hit my head on a large
mass that turned out to be some fat guy lying on the beach partially in the
water.
    Ever since the incident I've felt a little dizzy and strange and I think
that my mental faculties have been compromised. I seem to have a problem
with my memory, eye sight, and judgment.
    I'm sure I will be okay with a little time.

    Anyway, here is a picture of a pelican I saw on the beach.