Koala Man |
Previously on "Koala Man, Superhero
Extraordinaire" our hero Danny
Galixy was maliciously transformed and mutated. He is left
disfigured with
the head of a cute little cuddly Koala from the Australian
Outback.
Our story continues........
"EWW!! That don't taste like
Eucalyptus!", Sighed Koala Man as he tossed
the rotted cabbage leaves back into the trash can. In his
frustration he
quickly slammed the lid back down onto the garbage can creating a
loud crash
when YOU suddenly startled him and came out shouting, "GET
OUT OF THERE
YOU,..... you,...... uhm..........." Pausing for a moment
for a moment as in
disbelief, you turned back into the house and said, "Honey,
there's a giant
rat in our garbage can. Don't go out there, I'm calling animal
control. Oh,
and get my gun!"
With his super human reflexes Koala Man
stealthily dashed back into the
alley as if he had never even been there.
Hungry and discouraged, Koala Man resumed his
rummaging when he ran
across an old homeless man laying in the alley. An eerie glow
seemed to come
out of nowhere and suddenly circumferenced the person for a
moment as they
lifted their head up and told Koala Man of a remote place in the
Mississippi
forests were there lives an old Cajun Voodoo doctor. That the
doctor makes
potions and elixirs that may be able to reverse the evil spell
cast upon him
and return him to his normal................ well, to his
previous self.
The glow faded and the homeless person's face
dropped a little and said
with a mumbled, raspy voice, "Hey, big rat dude, you got any
money?"
Koala Man handed a twenty to the elderly
gentleman and left the alley.
So off he went on his Super-Cycle to the back
woods of Mississippi. (Boy
I'm glad I don't live there and have to write
"Mississippi" more than I
absolutely have to.)
He finds the Voodoo doctor and after many
hours of explaining his
situation, Koala Man finally got a pillow for his soar back side.
(Mississippi is a
long ride on a bike.) Then he explained his reason for his
journey to
Mississippi. The Voodoo doctor suddenly noticed Koala Man's head
and said,
"Hey you got a Koala for a head." With a
"Duh" from Koala Man the doctor
begins to work on a potion. Not for Koala Man himself, but for
the poor
Koala left in
Australia that must be surely suffering by now. What an awful
thing that
would be to have to live with such a hideous face as that must
be.
The doctor works and works. He labors for
hours upon hours into the
night with lightning and thunder crashing outside until he
finally is
finished with the potion. Koala Man quickly and desperately grabs
the potion
and gulps it down as the Voodoo doctor counts, "One
Mississippi, two
Mississippi, three Mississippi, four Mississippi, five
Mississippi, six
Mississippi................. ALL RIGHT, THAT'S ENOUGH!! It should
have
worked by now." (I couldn't go on, my hand cramped up)
There was a moment of silence when Koala Man
looks up and says, "Hey! my
backside feels better!" But then Koala Man noticed that he
had came down
with a severe case of the hick-ups.
The doctor says he is truly sorry but then
tells Koala Man that he knows
of an old Sea Hag at the Oregon coast that he believes could
possibly help
him.
So off again goes our hero.
Please stay logged on, till next time when you
hear (read) Koala Man
say, "You don't deserve a tip, you old hag."