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April 27, 2004

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While peering through the toxic waste of my friend Todd's pool, I noticed a bug in the water. It looked like a big water skipper. But it was under the surface of the water, walking around, upside down. Maybe it was confused. Maybe it was suppose to do that. Or maybe it was just mutated from all the toxic elements in the water. Who knows? My insect book is packed away.

I will say that, in Todd's defense, due to the winter months, they haven't been able to use their pool in a while. I know he doesn't normally keep it in that condition. (Well, I hope not.)